I just don't get life insurance. Why would I want to give my family a financial incentive to kill me?
— Lurk @ Home Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) August 31, 2013

Don't predict the end of what you don't know yet.
— -=A.A=- (@Maybe_Tumorrow) February 1, 2014

Broken crayons still color.
— kdg (@KevinDeanGander) October 6, 2013

Be with people who are not like you, so that you can complete yourself. Be with people who are just like you, so that you can understand.
— edward (@edbriton) January 26, 2014

I only show my wounds to those who lick them.
— Silver Kick (@SilverKick) February 11, 2014

If I was meant to be controlled , I would have come with a remote...
— RipFinest (@RStillSoul) May 16, 2013

PSA : learning how to approach beauty without feelings of inadequacy is a very cool and worthwhile endeavor
— _ (@rrrca) January 26, 2014

Gf: have you been using my fake tan? Me:moves in front of mahogany dresser Gf: where'd he go
— Dave (@dmroberts1000) April 21, 2013

We all pick our poisons...just some of us don't make everyone else drink it too.
— michele (@madamesnooty) February 7, 2014

If you are allowing it, dont complain about it. You deserve it.
— Spoiltbrat (@Soberphobiccc) January 22, 2014