Stupid Things I Have Done

April 20, 2011

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Blouse: Mango, Pants: Zara, Belt: Oasis, Shoes: Dorothy Perkins, Earrings: F21, Bangle: H&M, Ring: Gold Souk, Watch: Swatch

I've done many, many stupid things. I'm proud of them. I have a growing list of them in my head, which I often look at and laugh. So here's my latest list. Feel free to add yours in the comments. If your ego won't let you, then just sign in as 'Anonymous'.

Pouring thick sugar syrup into my muesli thinking it's apple juice. In my defence the syrup did a good impersonation of apple juice.
Standing in the elevator waiting for more than a minute then realizing I haven't pushed the button.
Trying to pour water from the bottle while the cap is still on.
Wearing my jacket upside down and not realizing until I reached home and took it off. Thankfully this happened when I was on my home from the gym so no one noticed.
There is a tiny dot-like button on a car's stereo buttons. I asked if they were meant for blind drivers.
Wondering why my little snip of a money plant in water was not growing while my colleague's was. Then he told me I had put it upside down.
On vacation taking my camera with me and then forgetting the battery at home.
Standing up on the bench in the sauna and saying "OMG it's TOO hot in here." Then my friend reminded me that steam rises up and to get my head out of the ceiling. Duh.
Running the blender. Without the cap on.

Ok. So that's all. For now. I honestly can't remember any more although I know as soon as I publish this post I'll remember a dozen more. Now go on, put yours, I'd love to read them. And laugh. At you. (Hey, you're laughing at me now right? It's only fair!)

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Shabana Feroze

5 Comments

5 comments:

Sabah20 April 2011 at 19:07
hahaha...i dint get the car stereo wala point..whats that button for anyways..o_o
Dimpledfairy21 April 2011 at 09:50
Muahahahahahah....No 8 .... i remember i cdnt stop giggling.. every-time i get into the sauna afta dat incident I remember u :) Blondielocks!!
Shabana Feroze21 April 2011 at 10:07
Sabah, i don't know what it's for, but I know it's definitely NOT Braille!
Anceeta Martis21 April 2011 at 11:25
Removing my contact lens and searching for my specs. Since I'm almost blind, I look comical.

Love the blouse!
Shabana Feroze21 April 2011 at 11:43
That's still ok, Size Zero. After I've removed my contact lens and put them away, I keep grabbing my eyeball trying to get my contacts out having forgotten I've already taken them out!